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| Medication breakthroughs in 2006!
NOW AVAILABLE:
D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resul ting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?.
BUY-AGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him. | | |
| Led Zeppelin - Fool in the rain
Well theres a light in your eye that keeps shining
Like a star that cant wait for the night
I hate to think Ive been blinded baby
Why cant I see you tonight?
And the warmth of your smile starts a-burnin
And the thrill of your touch gives me fright
And Im shaking so much, really yearning
Why dont you show up, make it all right?
Yeah, its all right.
And if you promised youd love so completely
And you said you would always be true
You swore that you would never leave me, baby:
What ever happened to you?
And you thought it was only in movies
As you wish all your dreams would come true
It aint the first time believe me, baby
Im standin here feeling blue
Yeah Im blue
Now I will stand in the rain on the corner
Ill watch the people go shuffling downtown
Another ten minutes no longer
And then Im turning around
The clock on the walls moving slower
My heart it sinks to the ground
And the storm that I thought would blow over
Clouds the light of the love that I found
Now my body is starting to quiver
And the palms of my hands getting wet
Ive got no reason to doubt you baby,
Its all a terrible mess
Ill run in the rain till Im breathless
When Im breathless Ill run till I drop, hey
The thoughts of a fools kind of careless
Im just a fool waiting on the wrong block, oh yeah
Light of the love that I found... | | |
| Thank Goodness its friday and also I have no work this weekend. Now I can relax and probably watch a movie, I haven't been updating xanga for a very long time now. I am getting bored of xanga actually, but Im just to lazy to cancel it. Anyway, Im thinking of taking Jak to Catalina this June and just relax and try to get away from everything. We've been working alot lately, so I guess we need one if not in Catalina then probably at San Diego.
I know people out there that knows me is probably wondering why I got married so early, and also they all think of the same thing that I married my girlfriend because I got her pregnant.Well, those of you that likes to jump to conclusions, I just want to say that I am sorry to disappoint you, she wasn't pregnant when we got married and also we are not planning to have kids yet, its way to early for us. Well, enjoy your weekend and to Jak, I love you and uhmm I want to watch Over the Hedge this Saturday..puhleesh? 
Currently Listening to:
Hoobastank - Say the same & If Only
Jack Johnson - Breakdown
Jurassic 5 - Sum of us
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